The Captain isn’t messing around. He came in, took over my toy collection, and earned a few new titles along the way. It’s the largest toy in my collection so far, barely beating out my Papaya Candy Stick. It’s the most realistic looking dildo I own, a title previously held by my Tantus Hank. It’s also the softest dildo I own, softer than my Tantus Flurry. The Captain isn’t something I would have normally picked out, seeing as I usually steer clear of realistic dildos, but I took a chance and I’m glad I did.
Okay, I have a confession. I’ve been masturbating for as long as I can remember. I’ve been using sex toys for the past 5 years. Over two of those years I’ve been reviewing toys. Part of that time was even spent selling sex toys. And I still don’t know if I’ve found my G-spot. I’m sure it’s in there but...where? Sure, there are spots that feel better than others but I’m not certain that it’s THE spot. I’ve tried everything. Different positions, different toys, different stimulation, different times in my cycle, but alas, I haven’t ever been sure that I was hitting it. I hoped that the Bullseye would do the trick but I was still cautiously optimistic.