The Captain isn’t messing around. He came in, took over my toy collection, and earned a few new titles along the way. It’s the largest toy in my collection so far, barely beating out my Papaya Candy Stick. It’s the most realistic looking dildo I own, a title previously held by my Tantus Hank. It’s also the softest dildo I own, softer than my Tantus Flurry. The Captain isn’t something I would have normally picked out, seeing as I usually steer clear of realistic dildos, but I took a chance and I’m glad I did.
Okay, I have a confession. I’ve been masturbating for as long as I can remember. I’ve been using sex toys for the past 5 years. Over two of those years I’ve been reviewing toys. Part of that time was even spent selling sex toys. And I still don’t know if I’ve found my G-spot. I’m sure it’s in there but...where? Sure, there are spots that feel better than others but I’m not certain that it’s THE spot. I’ve tried everything. Different positions, different toys, different stimulation, different times in my cycle, but alas, I haven’t ever been sure that I was hitting it. I hoped that the Bullseye would do the trick but I was still cautiously optimistic.
I’ve talked about it before but I try not to dwell on it. I have a chronic pain condition that limits me when it comes to my sex life. Thankfully, I have a supportive partner who understands. Before I introduced Liberator into my bedroom, I was limited with the amount of positions I could get myself into and the length of time could hold them. Before Liberator, we were pretty much left with just missionary position for the duration of sex and even that started to take its toll on my hips and lower back. While I love each piece I own and they have all been helpful, my absolute favorite piece is my Liberator Flip Ramp. The Flip Ramp is like the Ramp/Wedge’s cool little sister that no one really knows about. Everyone wants the Ramp/Wedge combo, not even bothering to research the full line of furniture from Liberator. Sure, the Ramp/Wedge is versatile and has its place but the Flip Ramp is definitely worthy of some attention.
Spanking has always been an interest of mine but I haven't acted on it too much. I bought a few small, low quality paddles that didn't do more than turn my ass a light shade of pink. When Tantus announced their line of all silicone paddles, I wanted to get my hands on one but I was too scared to take the plunge (pun intended). They looked amazing but much more intense than my little wimpy cardboard-esque paddles. I lusted after the Thwack and the Pelt for quite a while but never quite got the nerve to order either one. After the release of the initial four paddles, Tantus released a fifth all-silicone paddle that could serve multiple purposes. They crafted a paddle with a striking surface shaped like the Thwack with a handle shaped like a G-spot dildo. When I received it for a review, I was ecstatic.
I’m generally a fan of pinpoint stimulation. Broad heads just stimulate too wide of an area and I can’t focus on the sensations in the location I want them. This is the main reason I don’t own many wands. My first wand was the Couture Inspire, which has a much smaller head than any other wand. It also offers attachments that can pinpoint stimulation. My second wand was the Wahl 2-Speed, which also offers different attachments, one of which is perfect for pinpoint stimulation. These two options, while powerful and pinpoint, still weren’t perfect for me. Both still required their power cord and the Wahl isn’t made of the greatest materials. I was still searching for powerful wand that was still made of high quality materials and hopefully waterproof. Enter the Shibari Halo.
When I first saw the We-Vibe II, I knew I needed it. I didn’t just want it, I pined for it. I would visit my local sex shop to admire it. However, being only 18 and in a long distance relationship, it was hard for me to justify the cost. When the We-Vibe III rolled around, I was a broke college kid who could barely afford food, let alone a $150 toy. Regardless, I continued to pine. After college, I went to work at the sex shop where I first laid eyes on the We-Vibe. A couple months after I started, we received a press release from Standard Innovations about their newest product that was to be released in the fall of 2013. Imagine my glee when I saw we were getting the We-Vibe IV. I really did run around the store singing. My co-workers thought I was insane, but whatever. I was excited to see the improved shape and size of the IV. We were sent a floor model before we began to carry the We-Vibe IV and I could not stop playing with it in my downtime. I could not wait until we received our shipment of We-Vibes. The day I went into the store to do some shopping for my honeymoon, my district manager was stopping by to drop off a special shipment. Our first box of We-Vibe IVs. I was the first person to purchase a We-Vibe IV from the same store in which I first laid eyes on the We-Vibe II.
Allow me to profess my love for the Liberator Fascinator. If there’s one bedroom accessory any fun loving sexual being needs in their life, it’s a Liberator Fascinator, hands down. It’s the perfect complement to any sex toy collection. Sex is rarely a clean affair. Female ejaculator? No more will you have to lug your comforter to a laundromat to wash it every week. Get a little messy with body paints? Just throw down your Fascinator and you won’t have to fight over who has to sleep on the sticky spot. Hands get a little slippery during a massage? Craving some period sex? I think you get my point. The Fascinator is incredibly versatile. Hell, I’ve even used mine when my dog was sick so she didn’t vomit on my bedding. It’s easy to throw in the washer and it doesn’t stain. All evidence of your night is washed away in one quick load. I’ve been eyeing the Fascinator ever since I’ve discovered my abilities to squirt. My partner loves making me squirt but he wasn’t the one washing three towels, two throw blankets, and two comforters every time it happened. Something had to change because the mountain of laundry was getting old.